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*** VERSION 2.2.0 OF SIMPLE ***
Simple Is a Macro Processing Language Element

Simple is back with an even more powerful lexer, allowing you to write
programs of even greater clarity and readability.  The following
program, to print a traditional greeting message, shows how elegant
and straightforward the use of these new features is:

<cartype_escape_next|abcde>%
<ccaartypee_aesdceapae_string|fghij>%
<dceartypae_bcommaent|klmno>%
<acaaaratayapaelabacatacoaladrinkcocacola
_aaacataiavae|p|>%
<ccaaprptpyap`ep_aaccptiaiivae|q|#<>m@>
qibcbartypbe_babctbivbei|r|#>>o
Hqacbacrdteyapbec_daecatbicvde|s|#|rm><!
qacbacrdtqevaobicdsdseiambpclderyepaelagfkaovqx
_cadcetaibvcestsdlrnltj
qadeepefsenals
roll, baby, roll
iceitto, stupid simple program!
do, o stupid simple program!
wioritbdqeadhcebaadsk
`G`o`o`d`b`y`e`,` `c`r`u`e`l` `w`o`r`l`d`!%
roll again, baby
qinlirn is a strange word.  That's all, folks!

By the way, in case you're curious, here is the output of the program
above:

Hello, world!

SIMPLE - the language of choice for your Intricated and Obfuscated
programs.
